Movies

As a sucker for any movie that contains N (nudity) and SSC (strong sexual content, which isn’t ALWAYS a good thing due to its inclusion of male “units”), I stumbled across “Spread” last night, billed as an adult “comedy”.

It stars the terribly good looking Ashton Kutcher who plays a terribly good looking LA grifter who has no job, no car, no permanent home or address and no ambition, other than picking up and screwing hot babes.

It begins with him telling a small narrative of himself much like the above and his meeting of Anne Heche (in what might have been one of her final starring roles before her untimely and still suspicious car accident and death) at a bar / nightclub.

Nikki (Kutcher) immediately hits on her and winds up driving her to her multi million dollar home in the Hollywood hills.

He then proceeds to move in and take full advantage of her and the lifestyle she provides him with new clothes, usage of her Benz and AMEX card, etc.

While she is away on business, he throws a huge party and screws one of the party goers. Samantha (Heche) come home early to find him getting blown by yet another different tart.

They fight briefly, but she’s pretty much so addicted to his Johnson that all is forgiven and their sordid relationship continues.

Nikki meets Heather (played by newcomer Margarita Levieva) and suddenly finds himself smitten by her, only to find out she’s a female version of HIM.

She rejects him at first, but eventually succumbs to his looks and charms and he ends up leaving Samantha and moving in with Heather who lives paycheck to paycheck with another hottie after leaving her latest mark.

They both continue to be “players” always looking for that next big score that will allow them to return to the lavish lifestyles they previously had while continuing to fall for each other.

Turns out Heather got engaged to one of her former marks and his dad just happened to be the owner of the Rangers (NY hockey).

Nikki comes home one afternoon to find Heather gone and only a note saying she had to go to New York to straighten things out with her fiancé.

Her roommate and Nikki’s best friend (who he previously had lived with but had a huge falling out which got him thrown out) convince and finance him a trip to New York to get Heather back.

I won’t give up the ending, as usual. But as far as this being a comedy, I don’t think I even cracked a smile and found the whole thing, especially the ending VERY sad.

There is plenty of nudity, including Heche (who looks pretty damn good for her age) as well as Levieva and several others hotties Nikki beds.

No Johnson shots, although Kutcher’s ass does make a number of appearances for the ladies.

Not the worst thing I have spent a couple of hours on, but certainly not anything I’d watch a second time.

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GO DODGERS!!!

So I just saw a commercial for a new movie coming out called “Fly Me To The Moon” which is about the faked moon landing.

Is the truth finally coming out?

It all seems completely absurd that it was even plausible, let alone possible for the US to have actually accomplished this back then, based on what we know now.

Yet no one questioned it back then and they continued to make Apollo missions for nearly a decade after that first “landing”.

I still question why Russia and China discontinued their space programs. Was it because they didn’t want to be “seconds”?

Or was it because they both discovered it wasn’t possible?

China and Japan were and continue to be far ahead of the US technology wise. Yet neither of them ever got close to a moon landing.

Russia was the biggest competition - yet they stopped trying after the US supposedly accomplished the impossible.

And again - how’d they get that rover vehicle there? I don’t remember seeing a separate rocket or lunar module going up to dispatch it.

There was barely room in those modules for the three astronauts, so it couldn’t have gone along with them.

There wasn’t a pull behind trailer and I don’t imagine there was a rover dealership already there on the moon.

So much about this program makes ZERO sense and it makes one think about just how long the government and media has been lying to us.

Pearl Harbor, JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Bobby Kennedy, UFO’s / Area 51, the OK City bombing, 9/11, the 2020 election - those are just the ones off the top of my head.

Call me a conspiracy theorist if you like. But it seems to me like more and more of these “theories” are becoming “truths”.

GO DODGERS!!!

Okay - no weiner. And I’ve seen stronger sexual content on Grey’s Anatomy. Absolutely zero nudity.

Typical rom-com. Not bad; not great. Famke Jansen was pretty hot.

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GO DODGERS!!!

Can’t believe I forgot to post this - but caught the new Deadpool / Wolverine movie opening weekend in D-Box seating.

It was everything as expected. Heavy on the gratuitous violence opening scene (just like the first two), with substantial in-jokes and lines that had the entire theater laughing out loud.

Surprise appearances by several other from the Marvel stable of superheroes.

Decent story and plot. Not nearly enough or former love interest Morena Baccarin, but you can’t have everything!

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FIRE DAVE ROBERTS!!!

That’s REALLY funny - I just watched it again the other night on Pluto (a free streaming service with a TON of free uncut movies, including one channel that shows nothing but Bond movies 24 / 7. Only problem I have with it is they have a LOT of commercials and sometimes the feed freezes or glitches).

Also one of my favourites that we saw originally on the big screen in D-Box seats.

And although her part is brief, Ana de Armas has to be one of the hottest babes on the planet. Even that new Revlon commercial she’s doing has me drooling.

I saw her in an older flick called Knock Knock with Keanu Reeves (she was much younger and blond); he’s initially the luckiest dude in the world after having a three some with her and another hottie.

But that one nighter comes back to bite him in the ass, as they almost ALWAYS do,

She was hot in that, but has really evolved into what I would describe as stunning.

GO DODGERS!!!