Favorite Instagram Girls

54 years old.

www.instagram.com/salmahayek/

Nice, nice, VERY nice!

GO DODGERS!!!

I would motorboat those until my cheeks were black and blue. Which probably wouldn’t take very long.

GO DODGERS!!!

My friends used to say I like skinny girls. Compared to them, yes I did.' But shapely too. I was anal about my own appearance. So I was picky about who I was with.

Dodgerwood said I was fat at 5'-9" & 190 lbs. No I wasn't. My face got pudgy. I was happy with the weight on my body though. My waist was 34". My chest was 42". I was solid. That was about 15 years ago.

Dodgerwood listed himself as 6'-4" & 190 lbs. I said you sound like a stick figure. The next time I checked he had magically put on 30 lbs. He was now 220 lbs.

As a troll that guy was hysterical. I had one guy actually punch me in the stomach at a bar. I saw it coming & flexed. His fist bounced off. Then he ran out the door.

At 47 I was going out with a 28 year old. 

Click at your own risk. It's porn.

www.camvideos.tv/68849/ariannasecret-camshow/

I loved hanging out with this woman. A Ukrainian. Sweetest disposition, to go along with her more obvious attributes. One time she tried going toe to toe with me drinking & threw up. She was only 5'-4" & a little over 100 pounds. Most of that weight was concentrated in two places.

I hope she's okay. She could draw very well, spoke English, Russian, Ukrainian & was learning French. I never saw her get mad. Some of the viewers could get pretty rude & or demanding.

The first time I showed up in her room I admitted I was broke. She let me hang out for free. After that she was my drinking partner.

One time she zoomed in close enough to see her freckles. I was like - "You have freckles!"

She was ashamed. "I hate my freckles!" 

Me - "Why? They're adorable." 

She really was nice. She was in her 30's in that video. I think she quit camming. A lot of those women don't know when to quit. The obnoxious ones, there are sort of mixed feelings about. Kinda happy they're now sad parodies of themselves. You've become a fetish chick. Sad that it's the passing of an era. I remember when so & so was one of the hottest women alive. 

I argued with one who got so drunk she confessed she doesn't even like men. Not that I was planning on an engagement or anything. But I'm supposed to tip you, why? To be guaranteed you'll hold men in disdain? 

'These fools tip me & I hate them!' 

DIS-MISSED!

Another one would always trot out the race card. Oh, shuddup! You sound whiter than me. Drop the bullshit & let's get back to drinking.